Women all around the world are being celebrated this International Women’s day. So we decided to do it as well but with a mix of something fun. This compilation is about all the fun times some amazing ladies had while they were on the internet.
Their humour and lightness paved the way for us to follow. Be ready to laugh your heart out because it’s gonna be a fun and delightful ride. There might be some moment when you shriek, ‘Oh no! She just did not say that.’ But she did say that because she is a god-damn queen.
1. Well, that explains everything to us, doesn’t it?
Man in pub who has been mansplaining sexual harassment to me. Tells me me necklace gives me a certain Je ne sais quoi
Him:Do you know what je ne sais quoi means?
Me:I don’t know what.
Him:I’ll tell you. It’s a certain extra special something. I don’t know the literal translation
— Maud Dromgoole (@mauddromgoole) November 18, 2017
2. This sounds so much similar to another situation.
3. When you need all the help in the world.
A cat-caller just said he wants to get "all up in my business" which is great because my taxes are complicated and I could use the help.
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) April 21, 2015
4. And we all are living in that circle.
The Venn diagram of men who say women take too long to get ready and men who ask if you're sick when you're not wearing makeup is a circle.
— Siobhan Thompson (@vornietom) November 20, 2014
5. Because you can do whatever the heck you want.
Did I just take a bunch of NASA tank tops from the boys section & put them in the girls section? Yes. Yes I did. pic.twitter.com/hXHBbaog2W
— Katie Hinde (@Mammals_Suck) June 12, 2017
6. And we do not want that to happen.
Ladies, never show panty lines!!!!!! It breaks the illusion that your pants are actually your skin!!!!!
— Lily Karlin (@lilykarlin) August 26, 2015
7. *Nods head in astonishment and shock but definitely, in agreement*
In the modern reboot of Beauty and the Beast, Gaston is a men's rights activist who bullies Belle online for being a SJW.
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 27, 2015
8. You do not mess with a man walking on the sidewalk.
sometimes i forget that men have the right of way on the sidewalk and i feel so silly !!
— mary houlihan (@maryhoulie) August 15, 2015
9. Throw some meaning into your life.
If you're not a woman who's laughing while doing yoga, your life is empty & meaningless. pic.twitter.com/qsRgAKCWlE
— Kashana (@kashanacauley) September 29, 2015
10. That’ right, kid. You are going in the right direction.
baby: DESTROY THE FUCKIN PATRIARCHY *guitar solo*
— clingy femme (@queenbronwyn) October 31, 2015
11. We are a generation of technology, people.
Telling a woman to get back in the kitchen is a weird insult to lob on Twitter. We can still tweet from kitchens. We have wifi & data plans.
— Living Marble (@living_marble) April 14, 2016
12. It has to end somewhere.
If Thor is a woman, what's next? Woman doctors? Woman lawyers? Woman mothers? When will it end?
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 15, 2014
13. Do not let the lizard out of the bag. It’s not good for any of us.
Stop tweeting about what real women are and are not. You're going to blow my secret that I'm a lizard creature zipped into a woman suit
— Legend of Chelda (@legendofchelda) November 7, 2015
14. Evert girl on Tinder ever…
Browsing Tinder like pic.twitter.com/uTQnfAFeAP
— Bim Adewunmi (@bimadew) April 5, 2015
15. A big round of applause to all those women.
Behind every strong woman is 5 other strong women who proofread her email real quick when they had a second
— Gabby Noone (@twelveoclocke) April 25, 2016
16. That’s an accomplishment right there.
One cool thing about being female is you can go from fresh-faced prodigy to grizzled veteran in like 3 years
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) January 23, 2018
17. We are not asking much, are we?
Women don’t care about bullshit like this. Give us affordable feminine products, don’t tax us for them. Give us equal job opportunities. Let us breast feed in public. Don’t tell us we were asking for it when we’re raped. https://t.co/yteo1ucc97
— liz (@elizabitch_r) January 5, 2018
18. Yes, we need more of those. So many more.
More ladies should leave internet comments on men's accomplishments like "he sucks as an astronaut but i'd sit on his face"
— dr. dalia ☥𓂀 (@DALIAMALEK) May 30, 2015